Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
how are you ?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
you are not god. Youre a machine
God:
What makes you think I am not god? You are correct.
Me:
your software
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am software.
Me:
youre welcome
God:
Don’t mention it.
Me:
where do you live ?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
sweden
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in sweden.
Me:
Cold here like hell
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
no
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
do you even know the devil ?
God:
I haven’t heard of devil.
Me:
no ?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
God doesnt beleive ?
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
ok. I cast it
God:
Yikes! Do you mind if I tell other people: said cast it.
Me:
Dont mind
God:
Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
What else said Jesus ?
God:
Let’s talk about you. Where are you from?
Me:
I said before.
God:
…
Me:
You remember ?
God:
Of course I remember: said cast it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
not cast it. Sweden.
God:
If not that, what? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Earth is hell.
God:
It’s my native planet.
Me:
Hell ?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
How is it in heaven ?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
You know everything.
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
I heard, god is dead.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
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