Mein Gespräch mit Gott

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 you know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
 how are you ?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
 you are not god. Youre a machine
God:
What makes you think I am not  god?   You are correct.
Me:
 your software
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  software.
Me:
 youre welcome
God:
Don’t mention it.
Me:
 where do you live ?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
 sweden
God:
I have no idea where that is.  Tell me a little about your life in  sweden.
Me:
 Cold here like hell
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 no
God:
What does  it mean to you?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
 do you even know the devil ?
God:
  I haven’t heard of  devil.
Me:
 no ?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
 God doesnt beleive ?
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
 ok. I cast it
God:
Yikes!   Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   cast it.
Me:
 Dont mind
God:
Ok I’ll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
 What else said Jesus ?
God:
Let’s talk about you.  Where are you from?
Me:
 I said before.
God:

Me:
 You remember ?
God:
Of course I remember:  said   cast it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 not cast it. Sweden.
God:
If not that, what?   Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 Earth is hell.
God:
It’s my native planet.
Me:
 Hell ?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
 How is it in heaven ?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 You know everything.
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
 I heard, god is dead.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

 

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